The Slow, The Loud, And The Heavy! A world of cathartic doom enjoyment, celebrating the legacy of the heaviest and probably most soulfilled form of rock music imaginable, combined with heavy psychedelic 70s effects abuse, the easiness of southern rock, and the willingness to kick major ass. Formed February 6667, err 1999, to celebrate the legacy of Saint Vitus and Sleep. Couldn't stay true to the lore of traditional doom metal cause we listened too much to more extreme bands such as EyeHateGod, Cavity, Church of Misery, Iron Monkey, Grief, Burning Witch, Winter or Warhorse. We don't give a shit about what you, your mother or our rehearsal room neighbours and landlords think; have a weird sense of humour and might piss you off as we do everything just for our own pleasure. But we love and respect all our friends, supporters and fans...and our mothers... We play slowly, we act slowly, and we do it the SPANCER way! Who needs another fast-but-short-lived fly of the biz? The elephant takes it easy and knowingly enjoys its days.