01 F*** authority - 1:41
02 You're a jerk - :54
03 We were on heroin - 1:07
04 Punk for a day - 1:37
05 Flush the bouncers - 1:15
06 Reagan's in - 1:03
07 Problem child - 2:06
08 Teenage nark - :53
09 Uni-high beefrag - 1:03
10 Born deprived - 1:36
11 Young and bored - 2:22
12 Blind nuns - 2:41
13 Ethiopian nightmare - 3:59
14 Happy birthday - 2:52
15 Missionary imposition - 2:10
16 Tormented - 2:49